Dear Penis Enlargement, if that IS your real name

by ~Tina on July 21, 2010

spam

I’m sorry that the Russian mafia is holding you prisoner and forcing you to post spam comments on blogs. I’m sorry that they will kill you if I don’t approve your comment. I suggest you use the penis enlargement product you tried to flog on my blog, and use your newly-enlarged penis to knock the Russian mafia out.

Good luck!

Tina :D

{ 9 comments }

Christine July 22, 2010 at 6:59 am

I'm not sorry at all. I say let the Russian mafia kill them, it would save us the trouble of having to do it ourselves. LOL!
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~Tina July 22, 2010 at 7:04 am

LOL true that!

Katie July 22, 2010 at 10:15 am

OMG! My spam is NEVER this funny.

Obnoxious, but funny.

Jenn @ South of Sher July 22, 2010 at 11:39 am

hahaha omg, too funny! :)
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Jade July 22, 2010 at 12:54 pm

OMG Tina, I seriously couldn't stop laughing. My poor dog looked at me like I was crazy.

Thank you for bringing a well needed smile to my face today!
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Laura Barros July 22, 2010 at 5:21 pm

Only you to make me laugh. LOL LOL
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Christy July 22, 2010 at 11:22 pm

Holy shit! Why would they honestly think anyone would choose to be spammed by that anyway? Of course I'm still laughing and can barely write this comment.
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Bec July 23, 2010 at 12:18 am

Thats perfect and definately has brightened my mood. Now might jump on the rower for a session

Penis Enlargement November 12, 2011 at 2:44 am

OMG, that's me! How embarrassing! I was freed last week, but they cut my precious penis off. They said I did an almost good job, so they just killed my best friend and my spirit. My next plan is to get a job and eventually have a sex change operation and embrace my new, penis-less identity. :P trololololo

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